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The Neurotic Doesn't Know How To Cope With His Emotional Bills; Some He Keeps Paying Over And Over, Others He Never Pays At All.

Neurotics Are Sure That No One Understands Them, And They Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

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The Neurotic Has Perfect Vision In One Eye, But He Cannot Remember Which.