The Fear Of Being Laughed At Makes

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

To Smoke Or Not To Smoke: I Can Make Of Either A Life-work.

Men Really Prefer Reasonably Attractive Women; They Go After The Sensational Ones To Impress Other Men.

A Woman Telling Her True Age Is Like A Buyer Confiding His Final Price To An Armenian Rug Dealer.

There's Only One Person Who Needs A Glass Of Water Oftener Than A Small Child Tucked In For The Night, And That's A Writer Sitting Down To Write.