The Neurotic Thinks Himself Both Hamlet And

Spiritual Sloth, Or Acedia, Was Known As The Sin Of The Middle Ages. It's The Sin Of My Middle Age, Too.

Women Are Never Landlocked: They're Always Mere Minutes Away From The Briny Deep Of Tears.

How Tired God Must Be Of Guilt And Loneliness, For That Is All We Ever Bring To Him.

God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.

A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person.