The First Real Thought That I Had

I'll Tell You One Thing, Since I'm Married, Single People Look Absolutely Ridiculous To Me.

The Greatest Thing About Being A Comedian Is Knowing Other Comedians. And You Get To Talk To Them. Its The Most Fun.

There's More To Life Than Making Shallow, Fairly Obvious Observations.

I See Tv Ads About Detergents That Can Get Blood Stains Out Of Your Cloths. I Say If You Have Blood Stains On Your Cloths You Should Be Thinking About Something Other Than Laundry.

I Like To Try Anything... You Have To Do The Experiments To Find Out What The Formulas Are.