I Wanted To Do A Show Based

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?

I Am Never Out There Just Jogging For The Heck Of It. I Never Do That. I Start To Run With A Goal In Mind, Whether It's A Certain Time Or Certain Distance Or A Specific Heart-rate Goal, And Then I Am Done.