I Wanted To Do A Show Based

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

The People Of Cleveland Hate Soccer. But It's My Favourite Thing And I Follow The U.s. Men's National Team Around When They Play Whenever I Can.