I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat,

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

On Other Shows When They Get To The End Of The Scene, They Yell 'cut!' On Whose Line, We Yell 'that's Enough!'

I Work With A Place In Santa Monica Called Phase Iv. My Doctor Recommended Them To Me When I Started Losing Weight. They Help People Train For Things Like Triathlons Or Biking And Running Races. They Offer Physical Therapists, Testing, Lectures.

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.