I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat,

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.

The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong Sense Of Discipline And A Work Ethic That Kicks In At My Job.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.