The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

If Elected, I Will Win.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.