If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested,

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'