If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested,

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not Realizing That There Was A Heck Of A Lot More To It Than Meets The Eye.