If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested,

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.