Now That Obama Is At War In

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?