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A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?