If Ever I Needed An Eight Foot

If I Had Ever Been Set Down In Any One Place And Told I Was To Play There, And Nowhere Else, For The Rest Of My Life, I Should Have Chosen The Old Course At St. Andrews.

Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.

Golf Is Assuredly A Mystifying Game. It Would Seem That If A Person Has Hit A Golf Ball Correctly A Thousand Times, He Should Be Able To Duplicate The Performance At Will. But Such Is Certainly Not The Case.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.