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Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.