Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.