In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.