In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation Between Love And Laughter.