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I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation Between Love And Laughter.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

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I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!