In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.