In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

I Believe That Laughter Is A Language Of God And That We Can All Live Happily Ever Laughter.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.