In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.