The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

Common Sense Is Instinct, And Enough Of It Is Genius.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

The Man Who Has Never Been Tempted Doesn't Know How Dishonest He Is.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.