A Slander Is Like A Hornet; If

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Silence Is One Of The Hardest Arguments To Refute.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.

There's Tons Of People That Spend A Lot Time Watching Their Well Being, They Have Not Acquired Time To Take Pleasure In It.

When The Truth Is In Your Way, You Are On The Wrong Road.