Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.