Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Common Sense Is The Knack Of Seeing Things As They Are, And Doing Things As They Ought To Be Done.

It Is A Great Deal Easier For A Man To Find A Pedigree To Fit His Virtues Than Virtues To Fit His Pedigree.

Rivalry And Envy Are Siamese Twins.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

The Time To Pray Is Not When We Are In A Tight Spot But Just As Soon As We Get Out Of It.