Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Plenty Of Folks Are So Contrary That If They Should Fall Into The River, They Would Insist Upon Floating Upstream.

It's Not What We Don't Know That Prevents Us From Succeeding; It's What We Know That Just Ain't So That Is Our Greatest Obstacle.