The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble