My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.