My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.