Home Is Pretty Utopian.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

I'm Not Happy On Vacation. In Those Rare Times When I Have Three Hours With No Work I Have To Do, I'm Terribly Uncomfortable.

Intelligence Is A Measure Of How Well You Function Within Your Level Of Awareness.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.