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If You Want To Kill An Idea Without Being Identified As The Assassin, Suggest That The Legal Department Take A Look At It.

Remember There's No Such Thing As A Small Act Of Kindness. Every Act Creates A Ripple With No Logical End.

You Can Change Only What People Know, Not What They Do.

The Amount Of Energy Spent Laughing At A Joke Should Be Directly Proportional To The Hierarchical Status Of The Joke Teller.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day