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If You Think It's Easy To Write Jokes About Fried Calamari, You've Probably Never Tried.

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Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.