I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questions?

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.