Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

'dilbert' Became Popular During The Downsizing Of The '90s, And Job Security Was A Major Theme Of The Strip.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.