The Difference Between Us And Other People

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.