The Difference Between Us And Other People

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.