If You Can't Bear To Have Your

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.