The Difference Between Reality And Unreality Is

You Want To Fall In Love With A Shoe, Go Ahead. A Shoe Can't Love You Back, But, On The Other Hand, A Shoe Can't Hurt You Too Deeply Either. And There Are So Many Nice-looking Shoes.

Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or Getting Killed In An Automobile Crash. It Always Happens To Somebody Else.

The Head Coach Don't Want No Sissies, So He Reads To Us From Something Called Ulysses.

Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your Purple Underwear.

Anyone Who Calls It "sexual Intercourse" Can't Possibly Be Interested In Actually Doing It. You Might As Well Announce You're Ready For Lunch By Proclaiming, "i'd Like To Do Some Masticating And Enzyme Secreting."