Love Is Lovelier The 7th Time Around.

The Difference Between Reality And Unreality Is That Reality Has So Little To Recommend It.

Grandma Cheated Whenever She Could. She Cheated Because It Was A Much More Scientific And Surer Way Of Winning Than Trusting To Luck.

You Want To Fall In Love With A Shoe, Go Ahead. A Shoe Can't Love You Back, But, On The Other Hand, A Shoe Can't Hurt You Too Deeply Either. And There Are So Many Nice-looking Shoes.

A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of Person That Might Be Designed By A Committee. You Know, "each Person Puts In A Pretty Color And It Comes Out Gray."

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.