A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of

Do Not Make A Stingy Sandwich; Pile The Cold Cuts High; So You Should See Salami Coming Through The Rye.

In Hollywood, We Have Some Of The Richest Unemployed People In The World. They Have Sun Tans. Some Of Them Have Chauffeurs In Rolls-royces Waiting Outside. They Have Their Golf Clubs Ready In The Car. There Is No Law That Says You Cannot Play Golf While Being Unemployed.

Anyone Who Calls It "sexual Intercourse" Can't Possibly Be Interested In Actually Doing It. You Might As Well Announce You're Ready For Lunch By Proclaiming, "i'd Like To Do Some Masticating And Enzyme Secreting."

The Head Coach Don't Want No Sissies, So He Reads To Us From Something Called Ulysses.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.