The Concept Of Doing Holiday Episodes Is

I've Never Done Well When I've Been Appreciated. I've Done Best When I'm Targeted For Death.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.

All [tv] Shows Are Like Cigarettes. You Watch Two, You Have A Higher Chance Of Watching Three. They're All Addictive.

I Think Thoughts In My Head Bounce Around In My Skull And, If They Keep Bouncing Around In My Skull, They Get Worse And Worse. When They Come Out Of My Mouth, They Make People Happy.

The Public's Perception Of Your Show Is What It Is, And You Don't Get To Complain How People Perceive Your Show Or Talk About It.