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They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.