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Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.