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Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.