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A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.