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Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?