You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.