You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.