The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and

Why Are There Not Positive Mysteries? It's Always Who Stole The Diamond, Or Who Killed The Butler? How About... Who Made Cookies, Somebody Cleaned My Room.

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.