The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

I Was On The Train The Other Day, And I Heard Somebody Say, I'm Really Good At Checkers. That's The Same Thing As Saying, I'm Not Good At Very Many Things.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.

A Refrigerator Is The Opposite Of A Drug Addict, Because A Refrigerator Starts In A Box And Then Moves To A House.