But I Found That Disappointing People Is

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

I Like People, For A Little While.