It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jackets - Reversible, And Reversible But It's Hard To Zipper Up And It Looks Really Stupid.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

I Set A Personal Record On Christmas. I Got My Shopping Done Three Weeks Ahead Of Time. I Had All The Presents Back At My Apartment, I Was Halfway Through Wrapping Them, And I Realized, 'damn, I Used The Wrong Wrapping Paper.' The Paper I Used Said, 'happy Birthday.' I Didn't Want To Waste It, So I Just Wrote 'jesus' On It.