The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.

The Problem You Ultimately Want To Have, As An Entrepreneur, Is Deciding Who To Help, Not Deciding Who Can Help You.

The Only Jobs Kids Have Are To Do Well In School, To Be Charming And Polite, And Be Thankful. That's It. I'll House You, Protect You, I'll Even Give My Life For You, And In Return, You Will Behave.

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

Recognize A Rock 'n' Roller For What He Is, Which Is A Damned Lucky Guy Not To Have To Work For A Living.

If You Want To Welcome Me With Open Arms, I'm Afraid You're Also Going To Have To Welcome Me With Open Legs.