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I've Never Been High Or Drunk In My Life.

The Root Of All Evil Isn't Money; Rather, It's Not Having Enough Money.

If You Choose To Become A Smoker, You Are An Idiot, And You May Lack The Discipline And Intelligence To Be A Successful Entrepreneur.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

Rock Bands Are A Lot Like Football Teams: If A Guy Is On Drugs And Messes Up, Get Someone Else Who's Proud To Wear The Uniform And Be Part Of The Team.