Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have

With Just A Little Effort, Life Can Be More Or Less Exceptionally Tolerable.

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

I Worship Scones And Danishes. If I Never Had Another Meal, I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Could Eat Pastries And Jelly Doughnuts.

Believe Me, The Library Is The Temple Of God. Education Is The Most Sacred Religion Of All.

I Hope The Guy Who Came Up With The Phrase 'sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll' Rots In Hell, I'd Like To Change It So It Makes More Sense: 'sex Death And Rock 'n' Roll'