The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

Good Advertising Can Make People Buy Your Product Even If It Sucks ... A Dollar Spent On Brainwashing Is More Cost-effective Than A Dollar Spent On Product Improvement.

Ideas Are Worthless. Execution Is Everything.

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.