The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

Free Will Is An Illusion. People Always Choose The Perceived Path Of Greatest Pleasure.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.