The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

Methods For Predicting The Future: 1) Read Horoscopes, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards, Or Crystal Balls . . . Collectively Known As "nutty Methods;" 2) Put Well-researched Facts Into Sophisticated Computer . . . Commonly Referred To As "a Complete Waste Of Time."

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

I'm Slowly Becoming A Convert To The Principle That You Can't Motivate People To Do Things, You Can Only Demotivate Them. The Primary Job Of The Manager Is Not To Empower But To Remove Obstacles.

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.