The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.

Few Things In Life Are Less Efficient Than A Group Of People Trying To Write A Sentence. The Advantage Of This Method Is That You End Up With Something For Which You Will Not Be Personally Blamed.