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The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

Reporters Are Faced With The Daily Choice Of Painstakingly Researching Stories Or Writing Whatever People Tell Them. Both Approaches Pay The Same.

There's A Gigantic Gray Area Between Good Moral Behavior And Outright Felonious Activities. I Call That The Weasel Zone And It's Where Most Of Life Happens.