Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

My Old Life - No Amount Of Getting Used To It Would Have Made It Right.