Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key.

The Surest Way To Identify Those Who Won't Succeed At Weight Loss Is That They Tend To Say Things Like "my Goal Is To Lose Ten Pounds." Weight Targets Often Work In The Short Run. But If You Need Willpower To Keep The Weight Off, You're Doomed In The Long Run. The Only Way To Succeed In The Long Run Is By Using A System That Bypasses Your Need For Willpower.