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Few Things In Life Are Less Efficient Than A Group Of People Trying To Write A Sentence. The Advantage Of This Method Is That You End Up With Something For Which You Will Not Be Personally Blamed.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.