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Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.