The Best Thing To Break Is A

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.