The Best Thing To Break Is A

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.