The Best Comedy, I Feel, Comes In

I Wasn't Really That Informed About The Two-year-old. Oh, I'd Read About Them, And Occasionally I'd See Documentaries On The Discovery Channel Showing Two-year-olds In The Wild, Where They Belong.

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

I Would Get My Student Loans, Get Money, Register And Never Really Go. It Was A System I Thought Would Somehow Pan Out.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.