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Spend At Least One Mother's Day With Your Respective Mothers Before You Decide On Marriage. If A Man Gives His Mother A Gift Certificate For A Flu Shot, Dump Him.

Do I Have To Use My Own Money?

What We're Really Talking About Is A Wonderful Day Set Aside On The Fourth Thursday Of November When No One Diets. I Mean, Why Else Would They Call It Thanksgiving?

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.

Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For Surviving Your Own Children.