Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

Like Religion, Politics, And Family Planning, Cereal Is Not A Topic To Be Brought Up In Public. It's Too Controversial.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

Giving Birth Is Little More Than A Set Of Muscular Contractions Granting Passage Of A Child. Then The Mother Is Born.

Humorists Can Never Start To Take Themselves Seriously. It's Literary Suicide.