Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On

Children Make Your Life Important.

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

The Fact Was I Didn't Want To Look My Age, But I Didn't Want To Act The Age I Wanted To Look Either. I Also Wanted To Grow Old Enough To Understand That Sentence.

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'