People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

A Lot Of People Would Say, To Be Truthful Is To Tell All, Every Dalliance, Every Crisis. They Might Be Right On Paper, But In Practice, It's Not A Great Way To Go.

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

If In 1989 I Said, 'i Have An Idea: Bottle Water And Sell It. And Charge More Than A Beer,' They Would Have Chased Me Around With A Giant Butterfly Net. The Same With Paying To Watch A Television Station.

You're 28, Why Are You Going To Goth Clubs? Do What I Do, Sit At Home & Wait To Die. You Don't Have To Kill Yourself, You're Just Waiting.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?