People Have To Be Realistic, Or The

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.

I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A Blue-collar Guy.