The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

I Saw A Psychologist Once Because I Thought I Had Depression. It Cost Me $100. When I Left, I Realised That There's Nothing He Could Have Said That Would Cheer Me Up As Much As If I Found A $100 Bill On My Way Home.

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.