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Kids Raised On A Culture Of “we’re Not Going To Keep Score In The Game Because We Don’t Want Anybody To Lose.” Or Just Ignoring Race To A Fault. You Can’t Say “the Black Kid Over There.” No, It’s “the Guy With The Red Shoes.” You Can’t Even Be Offensive On Your Way To Being Inoffensive.

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal Orgy.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.