I Don't Need A President With A

Every Man Has To Settle Down Eventually. You Know Why You Gotta Settle Down Eventually? Because You Don't Want To Be The Old Guy In The Club. You Know What I'm Talking About. Every Club You Go Into, There's Always Some Old Guy. He Ain't Really Old, Just A Little Too Old To Be In The Club.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

I Used To Work At Mcdonald's Making Minimum Wage. You Know What That Means When Someone Pays You Minimum Wage? You Know What Your Boos Was Trying To Say? "hey If I Could Pay You Less, I Would, But It's Against The Law."

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.