Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

I Never Really Write The Jokes. I Just Sit Down Over A Week Or Two And Try To Figure Out What I Want To Talk About. Once I Narrow That Down, Then I Start Working On The Material, Like "how Do I Make This Stuff Funny?"

I Don't Write Jokes First. I Write Down Topics. I Think Of What I Want To Talk About, And Then I Write The Jokes - They Don't Write Me... And Even If You Don't Think It's Funny, You Won't Think It's Boring. You Might Disagree, But You'll Listen. And Maybe Even Laugh As You Disagree.