Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies.

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

I Love My Life, But I Don't Think I'm Any Happier Than My Younger Brother Andre, Who Drives A Garbage Truck.