That's The One Thing I Have Over

I'd Rather Be In Las Vegas 104 Degrees Than New York 90 Degrees, You Know Why? Legalized Prostitution. In Any Weather That Takes The Edge Off.

If Golf Wasn't Enjoyable And There Wasn't A Lot Of Humor And Enjoyment, Even Though The Game Is So Frustrating, You Would Wonder Why You Put Yourself Through It.

I Do Know Its Important To Keep The Romantic Spark Alive In Your Marriage. But With Four Kids, Sometimes It's Enough Just To Keep Yourself Alive.

I Married A Saint - Well, A Saint Who Curses.

The Best Comedy, I Feel, Comes In A Drama Because It Balances Each Other Out.