I Don't Think Men Talk As Much

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

It Was Very Nerve-wracking For Me. I Had To Be Drunk And Have A Threesome. I'm Not That Guy. Bobby Cannavale Is That Guy. But It Was Vegas And Things Got Crazy, And It Happened. We Go To Vegas To Try To Sign Elvis Presley And Things Get Crazy. My Character [in Vinyl] Is Stoned.

Without Identical Twins, You'll Never Get To Experience Entering A Hotel Room With One Of Them And Watching Him Run Into The Full-length Mirror Because He Though He Saw His Brother.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.