That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

Why Waste Good Shots In Practice When You Might Need Them In A Match?