That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

If You Worry About The Ones You Missed, You Are Going To Keep Missing Them.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Whatever Happens On The Golf Course Is Ok, Because If I Put The Ball In Trouble I Know That I Have The Skills To Get It Out Of Trouble And Back Into Play.