My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In

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That's The Conditions That Prevail!

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.